my thoughts during school

me:why
me:i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me:what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me:whens lunch
me:the fuck is this
me:why are you here
me:can i kill all of you with one bullet
me:what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me:what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me:dont touch me i have more followers than you
me:ugh
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dragmetoheell:

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mothercheesus:

press play and watch the gif.

just trust me.

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my face is getting red

i’m laughing so hard

I was NOT expecting this holy shit

SHIT.

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He’d make a very handsome throw rug.

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lionkingfreak:

Love love LOVE this line. c:

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Love love LOVE this line. c:

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weirdboner:

Yo, for all you Harry Potter fans. 

weirdboner:

Yo, for all you Harry Potter fans. 

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nellyharris:

Pssh, that is an epic friend

nellyharris:

Pssh, that is an epic friend

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